End of Year Fuck You List
End of Year Fuck You List:
This is where I list the things that angered me the most in 2008. I think we can all agree that if these things were gone, the world would be a better place. So a huge fuck you to:
• Poverty
• Racism
• Cancer
• Famine
• 3rd world debt
Actually no one cares about any of those things. Here’s the real fuck you list for 2008:
• Fuck you anyone who thinks breast milk is an acceptable replacement for cow’s milk
• Fuck you anything related to wizards or vampires especially these cunts
• Fuck you people who voted for John Key “just because it’s time for a change.”
• Fuck you oranges- this fruit is too sticky to be worth eating
• Fuck you those people who upload porn and label it Lesbian Mermaids 3: Even More Scaly Action only for it to turn out to be 2 pissed up old guys masturbating a pig
• Fuck you Charlie Sheen your show is abysmal
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